tis the ✨mitosys✨

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
trashshouldnt
trashshouldnt

Alright guys what should I name my new army of boys when they hatch (this is a collective name, and you're free to recommend any cool ideas you have)

pick your favorite

the colony

Sherman

Franks

Sniff, Whimper, and the like

Boeing 747

Kollectively Researched Infant Little Larvae (KRILL)

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Feesh

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trashshouldnt

UPDATE the acronym KRILL now stands for “Kam’s Really Interesting Little Lads”, courtesy of my stepdad who is a wizard when it comes to acronyms

Pinned Post the sea monkes
one-time-i-dreamt
one-time-i-dreamt

Not a dream

Idk who needs to hear this but

one-time-i-dreamt

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT

one-time-i-dreamt

I pressed "post" before I finished writing it and promptly fell asleep but the original was supposed to say, "Idk who needs to hear this but don't throw your mother's ashes at celebrities performing on stage!"

one-time-i-dreamt

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one-time-i-dreamt

Pink’s face after someone threw some Brie to her in the middle of a concert is incredible. pic.twitter.com/vghRpaH6ae  — pride demon (@JustifyMyLee) June 27, 2023ALT
one-time-i-dreamt

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Happy update: this was her face when she was offered the brie!

a-wild-osborne
libraryogre:
“stratfender:
“this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity
”
And its not like gay...
stratfender

this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity

libraryogre

And its not like gay sprang from the Feywild, fully formed, in 1968. There is a non-zero chance that Goodman John is gonna say “You meam there are people who CELEBRATE that they gargle cock? Wrap me in this strange fabric, for I, too, van be PROUD!”

a-wild-osborne
drdemonprince

Imagine a world where homosexuality was still in the DSM but society had moved gradually toward some moderate acceptance of queer people, but only with the understanding that we are sick and that leading out our queer lives is medically necessary for us. in this paradigm, a person would have to get diagnosed with homosexuality by a psychiatrist in order to be permitted to have gay sex

this is basically the reality that trans people are living in right now. and that's for those of us that are lucky enough to live in a place where we *are* allowed to lead out trans lives once we get gender dysphoria written down in our medical charts